What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.