What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs