What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.