60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Country Concert Jokes More Country Concert Jokes

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.