60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Buffalo Bill Jokes More Buffalo Bill Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.