He joins AARP
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
a Tippihedron
Four guys watching a football game.
A bus full of old people
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
The front row of a Country concert
An anti-socialist
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
He had tentackles.
Because all the fans have left.
For the pun of it.
Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
Join the club.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Because now his watch has ended.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
It was too clingy
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because they were bard.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
