Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Blackbeard Jokes More Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !