What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.