What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Million Leg Jokes More Million Leg Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.