What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it