What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.