Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.