Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.