What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!