What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.