What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.