What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.