What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....