What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael