What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.