What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you