What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.