What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.