What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard