What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.