What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese