What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.