What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.