What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Halo Jokes More Halo Jokes

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?