Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.