What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man