What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!