Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.