How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan