How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.