How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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I ain't no snitch.

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Helado oscuro!

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I Juan to break free"

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They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan