Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about