Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !