What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?