How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.