What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.