What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Jeeper creeper!

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I cry when I cut open an onion

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What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.