Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.