Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.