Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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Nuuks.

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar