Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.