Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.