What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.