What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.