Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.