Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.