What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.