What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.