What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.