Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
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