Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
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They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Immigrants
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Life outside of prison.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Pullover
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Roofs.
