Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
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THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Tulips on your organ.
He played a flat baroque piece!
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Nonanol.
Write it down.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Misspell the paunch line.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
