How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Rover Jokes More Rover Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.