Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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12 months not just february!

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.