Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear