What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.