What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.