What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.