What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.