Nervous Wreck Jokes

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.