Shaking hands.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
A nervous wreck.
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Beef jerky