What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.