What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!