What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!