Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.