Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!