What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.