What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."