Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !