Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.